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The worst part of my wife driving drunk wasn't her getting arrested.

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I will never go to the blood bank to donate again, they asked SO many questions and they were SO rude!!

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"The host has disconnected you from the server. The system will now shut down".

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My husband used to complain about my cooking, but that was before I swapped his white wine for battery acid.

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They said anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

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When i first met you, i had butterflies in my stomach, and i woke up in your hotel bed the next day.

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My husband cried tears of joy when I told him I was pregnant.

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She had been told all her life not to go too deep into the woods.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The worst part of my wife driving drunk wasn't her getting arrested.	33
I will never go to the blood bank to donate again, they asked SO many questions and they were SO rude!!	33
"The host has disconnected you from the server. The system will now shut down".	33
My husband used to complain about my cooking, but that was before I swapped his white wine for battery acid.	33
They said anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.	33
When i first met you, i had butterflies in my stomach, and i woke up in your hotel bed the next day.	33
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My husband cried tears of joy when I told him I was pregnant.	33
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She had been told all her life not to go too deep into the woods.	33